HA! Thanks David. I've got to get better at searching these discussion forums - I tried for 20 minutes without a hit.
And I like your witty response. Made me laugh.
Unfortunately, it sounds like the short answer is no. As in, "No, it's not possible."
Also unfortunate, is the fact that I work for a large corporate company with a very large corporate IT department that loves controlling what I can and can not install on my machine. I'll look into the AutoIT solution (I was thinking along those lines earlier) but I don't know that the legwork to get "approval" for it is worth the effort.
-Jon